Trailer Trash! – The Shallows
Shark films have become almost a mini-industry in Hollywood these days, what with the continual Sharknado and MegaShark and Sharks VS… films plumbing the depths of our fascination with the ocean-going creatures. Although the majority of shark-related films are your typical D-movie shitfests, every so often a big-budget feature comes along and catches our eye – and this year, that film is The Shallows. Watching Blake Lively try and save herself from a giant man-eater whilst surfing a beautific paradise looks like some skin-crawling creature thrills galore, an elegant premise copped off with what look like pretty decent visual effects (unless they’ve trained an actual shark…). Check out the trailer for The Shallows after the jump.
Shark jumping out of water to kill me? That's so stupid it could never —
AHH, SHIT, SHARK!!! BASTARD JUST JUMPED OUT OF MY FREAKIN POOL. CAN'T FINISH THIS COM-
Amal? Amal, are you still there……?
Shit, somebody send a patrol boat to Amal's place, STAT!!!!!!!!
Movie Pitch: our film has a bikini-clad blonde beauty front and centre for the entire movie… We begin on…
Exec: SOLD! How much money do you need?
Exactly. If only Deep Blue Sea had followed that template, it might have been a better movie! LOL!!!