{"id":30725,"date":"2014-06-13T00:01:45","date_gmt":"2014-06-12T14:31:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/?p=30725"},"modified":"2018-03-15T23:11:06","modified_gmt":"2018-03-15T12:41:06","slug":"movie-review-khumba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/2014\/06\/13\/movie-review-khumba\/","title":{"rendered":"Movie Review &#8211; Khumba"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-30729\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Khumba-Review-Logo.jpg\" alt=\"Khumba-Review-Logo\" width=\"984\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Khumba-Review-Logo.jpg 984w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Khumba-Review-Logo-300x120.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Khumba-Review-Logo-720x288.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 984px) 100vw, 984px\" \/><\/h2>\n<div class=\"in_summary\">\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>&#8211; Summary &#8211;<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Director :<\/strong>\u00a0 Anthony Silverston<br \/>\n<strong>Year Of Release :<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0 2013<br \/>\n<strong>Principal Cast :<\/strong>\u00a0 Jake T Austin, Loretta Devine, Richard E Grant, Steve Buscemi, AnnaSophia Robb, Lawrence Fishburne, Liam Neeson, Catherine Tate, Anika Noni Rose, Charlie Adler, Roger L Jackson, Jeff Bennett.<br \/>\n<strong>Approx Running Time :<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0 85 Minutes<br \/>\n<strong>Synopsis:<\/strong>\u00a0 A zebra with only half his markings treks across the African savannah to &#8220;earn his stripes&#8221;, accompanied by a wildebeest and an ostrich, as they outrun pursuit by a deadly one-eyed jaguar intent on hunting them down.<br \/>\n<strong>What we think :<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0 An exercise in tedious over-familiarity and generic, lifeless characters (save for Richard E Grant&#8217;s hilarious vocal turn as a vain ostrich) makes this <em>Lion King<\/em> wannabe an outright bore. Although definitely one of the most<em> beautifully animated<\/em> films of 2013, the story and characters just never resonate, leaving <em>Khumba<\/em> a hollow, lifeless affair that generates neither laughs nor excitement.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********************<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I <em>hate<\/em> hating animated films. Come to think of it, I hate hating <em>any<\/em> film, but sometimes films just warrant the bile and bitter waste of time coming their way.<em> Khumba<\/em> reaches for greatness and falls far, <em>far<\/em> short; through no fault of the cast or the team of animators who make this film look like a true work of<em> art<\/em>, but at the heart of any good film lie great\/interesting\/believable\/realistic characters, and if you don&#8217;t have at least one or two of them, the film fails. Made by a South African studio known as Triggerfish, the team behind 2012&#8217;s <em>Adventures In Zambezia<\/em> (a film I have yet to see), <em>Khumba<\/em> is obviously a love-affair by the people who made it. The love of making a film as great as they can, even if their budget would cover barely the snack cart costs of a Pixar or Dreamworks production. It&#8217;s unfortunate &#8211; nay, <em>sad<\/em> &#8211; that a film with so much love behind it fails so utterly to capture the imagination, because God knows we all <em>want<\/em> to see <em>more<\/em> independent animated films succeed in a Hollywood saturated market. <em>Khumba&#8217;s<\/em> unfortunate failure lies directly at the heart of what makes films live or die on the screen: characters and story.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_30732\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-30732\" style=\"width: 720px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-30732\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/khumba_photo_C-720x368.jpg\" alt=\"So, you guys are never gonna believe what happened at the paint shop!\" width=\"720\" height=\"368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/khumba_photo_C-720x368.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/khumba_photo_C-300x153.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/khumba_photo_C.jpg 984w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-30732\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">So, you guys are never gonna believe what happened at the paint shop!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">In the African savannah, a young Zebra named Khumba (voice of Jake T Austin) is born into an isolated and exceptionally paranoid herd, who exist within the confines of a natural enclosure protected from predators by high walls and a boundary of harsh brush. Khumba is born with a difference: he&#8217;s missing the stripes on his rear half, making him a target for tribal bullying and scorn, while his only friend, a female zebra named Tombi (AnnaSpohia Robb) protects him by being overly assertive. Khumba&#8217;s father, Seko (Lawrence Fishburne) loves his son, but is struggling to avoid the link between the young zebra&#8217;s birth and the onset of a major drought, which begins to leave their precious waterhole drying up. Khumba is given a mystical message by a mysterious Mantis, and sets off on a quest to &#8220;gain his stripes&#8221; by finding a magical waterhole across the savannah, and thus saving his herd. When he leaves the enclosure, he meets a wildebeest named Mama V (Loretta Devine) and a vain and pernickety ostrich named Bradley (Richard E Grant), who join him on his quest as a way of dealing with their own issues of abandonment and isolation. Along the way, the mismatched trio meet all manner of bizarre African creatures, including a pack of wild dogs, led by Skalk (Steve Buscemi), an oracle-like Black Eagle (Roger L Jackson) and a crazy sheep (Catherine Tate), all the while being pursued by half-blind Phango the leopard (Liam Neeson), who believes Khumba is the culmination of a long forgotten prophesy which will lead to him being known as the greatest hunter who ever lived.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_30735\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-30735\" style=\"width: 720px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-30735\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/nhjpd-07par-6za82-t5b4i-720x295.jpg\" alt=\"There's a moral to this story, I'm just not sure fur and feathers are it.\" width=\"720\" height=\"295\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/nhjpd-07par-6za82-t5b4i-720x295.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/nhjpd-07par-6za82-t5b4i-300x123.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/nhjpd-07par-6za82-t5b4i.jpg 984w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-30735\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">There&#8217;s a moral to this story, I&#8217;m just not sure fur and feathers are it.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Where to begin with <em>Khumba<\/em>? Start with the good, I think. The film boast an excellent cast, and perhaps even<em> more<\/em> obvious is its <em>exceptional<\/em> production value &#8211; I think any animation studio should be watching Triggerfish with an envious eye, because <em>Khumba<\/em> is probably the most detailed and astonishingly gorgeous film I&#8217;ve seen since the hyper-realism of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/2011\/09\/26\/movie-review-rango\/\"><em>Rango<\/em><\/a>. The level of detail in the animation is simply<em> jaw-dropping<\/em>, and probably the only real saving grace this film has from keeping it stumbling into the <em>Shark Tale<\/em> level of animated ineptitude. Yes, I say<em> ineptitude<\/em>, because everything<em> else<\/em> about this film rankles the nose and stains the soul. The central premise is as off-color a metaphor for life as you&#8217;re likely to find &#8211; the subtext of casual racism and &#8220;being different&#8221;, mixed with the brain-dawdlingly stultifying &#8220;earning his stripes&#8221; stuff, comes off like they weren&#8217;t even trying to hide it when they made this movie. So <em>obvious<\/em> is the narrative, so corny and cliched are the characters (poor Liam Neeson&#8217;s jaguar character, the central villain, has lines of dialogue so cheesy I <em>actually cringed<\/em> watching this thing, and<em> that<\/em> takes effort!) and so rote is the adventure I lost interest about fifteen minutes in.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_30738\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-30738\" style=\"width: 720px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-30738\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Khumba-Lion-Pose-Wallpaper-720x474.jpg\" alt=\"It's the ciiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiife!!\" width=\"720\" height=\"474\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Khumba-Lion-Pose-Wallpaper-720x474.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Khumba-Lion-Pose-Wallpaper-300x197.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Khumba-Lion-Pose-Wallpaper-75x50.jpg 75w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Khumba-Lion-Pose-Wallpaper.jpg 984w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-30738\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">It&#8217;s the ciiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiife!!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The film also takes an eteeeeernity to get going, from its softly-softly <em>Lion King<\/em>-esque birth of Khumba (and the reveal of his half-striped physique) and by the time the film rattles into the &#8220;quest&#8221; element of the story, I was lost. The scatter-shot approach to the character roster boggles the mind; there&#8217;s simply<em> too many<\/em> nameless, iniquitous personalities to try and get your head around early on, and a dearth of story depth leaves the audience questioning who is who and what the hell is going on from almost the opening moment. The zebra herd is filled with what I can only <em>assume<\/em> are interesting and unique characters, but the film breezes over them with such fluid dexterity I failed to identify with any of them other than the obvious &#8220;loopy retarded one&#8221; (you know, the vague comic relief character suffering from what can only be brain damage, making this an off-color joke to begin with). The &#8220;characters&#8221; Khumba and his gang encounter on their journey range from the inordinately silly (a white Black Eagle, who sounds vaguely like Billy Connelly but disappointingly, isn&#8217;t&#8230;) to the hilarious (a herd of fleeing springbok, who steal the film<em> utterly<\/em>) to the wasted (the aforementioned Liam Neeson as Phango, who grimaces and growls and menaces a lot but ends up being rather limp as a villain); <em>Khumba&#8217;s<\/em> half-cooked roster of creatures and personalities is as desperate and uneven as the story itself.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_30739\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-30739\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-30739\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/20131021_khumba_trailer1.jpg\" alt=\"What you'll feel like watching this film.\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/20131021_khumba_trailer1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/20131021_khumba_trailer1-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-30739\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">What you&#8217;ll feel like watching this film.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Poor Jake T Austin, best known as the voice of Dora The Explorer&#8217;s male counterpart, Diego, tries his best as Khumba, but is let down by a script that makes his character as cookie-cutter as they come. There&#8217;s no<em> soul<\/em> to Khumba, no dark around the light (trust me, Khumba is <em>all<\/em> light!), which is a problem caused by poor scripting rather than Austin&#8217;s voice work. Also working overtime to produce<em> any<\/em> interest is AnnaSophia Robb (<em>Bridge To Terabithia<\/em>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/2014\/01\/22\/movie-review-the-way-way-back\/\"><em>The Way Way Back<\/em><\/a>) as Khumba&#8217;s female friend Tombi, and Lawrence Fishburne (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/2011\/05\/10\/friends-of-fernby-films-dan-remembers-the-matrix\/\"><em>The Matrix Trilogy<\/em><\/a>) as Khumba&#8217;s father. Neither are given much depth other than to provide a conflict for Khumba to want to&#8230; er, leave the nest, as it were, and as characters they&#8217;re eminently forgettable. Steve Buscemi actually provides a near-unrecognizable voice for Skalk, the conniving wild dog who first encounters Khumba, so props to him for getting away from the tone of <em>Monsters Inc&#8217;s<\/em> Randall for a change. Easily the stars of the voices are Loretta Devine as Mama V, the motherly wildebeest, and Richard E Grant, who has a wonderful time delivering a Robin Williams-esque performance as Bradley, the ostrich. Grant <em>nails<\/em> the part, and although his character offers little by way of interest outside of being funny, he&#8217;s probably the only reason I kept watching this film.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_30733\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-30733\" style=\"width: 720px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-30733\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/phango-720x404.jpg\" alt=\"Oh, this look is what you get the entire time.\" width=\"720\" height=\"404\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/phango-720x404.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/phango-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/phango.jpg 984w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-30733\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Oh, this look is what you get the entire time.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">So, you have a film that looks amazing, but is crippled by a hopelessly obvious and generic story, and sledgehammer-subtle morals and &#8220;messages&#8221; for the kiddies smothered by a decidedly adult tone (this isn&#8217;t a film for <em>really<\/em> young tots, I should mention), and characters who feel like somebody has simply thrown a whole slew of animated tropes at a board and seen which shit sticks. <em>Khumba&#8217;s<\/em> animation alone isn&#8217;t enough to mitigate the failure on almost every other level at being entertaining beyond simplistic stick-figure aesthetics, and so I warn you wholeheartedly before jostling this film into your DVD player and smashing the play button. <em>Khumba<\/em> is an <em>enormous<\/em> disappointment, for as much as I wanted to give props to a small independent international studio for at least having a crack at delivering a terrific film, in the interest of fair play I cannot honestly provide a positive review when one simply doesn&#8217;t exist.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-22006\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/4-Star.jpg\" alt=\"4-Star\" width=\"503\" height=\"53\" \/><\/p>\n<h6 class=\"zemanta-related-title\" style=\"font-size: 1em;\">Related articles<\/h6>\n<ul class=\"zemanta-article-ul zemanta-article-ul-image\" style=\"margin: 0; 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