{"id":46193,"date":"2017-05-18T20:13:56","date_gmt":"2017-05-18T10:43:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/?p=46193"},"modified":"2017-05-18T20:13:56","modified_gmt":"2017-05-18T10:43:56","slug":"trailer-trash-transformers-the-last-knight-final-trailer-hopefully","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/2017\/05\/18\/trailer-trash-transformers-the-last-knight-final-trailer-hopefully\/","title":{"rendered":"Trailer Trash! &#8211; Transformers: The Last Knight (Final trailer, hopefully)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-44774\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Transformers-The-Last-Knight-Trailer-1-Trailer-Trash-Logo.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"984\" height=\"295\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Transformers-The-Last-Knight-Trailer-1-Trailer-Trash-Logo.jpg 984w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Transformers-The-Last-Knight-Trailer-1-Trailer-Trash-Logo-300x90.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Transformers-The-Last-Knight-Trailer-1-Trailer-Trash-Logo-768x230.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Transformers-The-Last-Knight-Trailer-1-Trailer-Trash-Logo-720x216.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 984px) 100vw, 984px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The incomprehensible garbage train that is Michael Bay&#8217;s <em>Transformers<\/em> franchise has delivered to us an even less coherent trailer than what&#8217;s come before. Witness the great Anthony Hopkins slumming it as Captain Exposition! Watch Mark Wahlberg continue to look utterly befuddled by all that transpires! Glare at a sextet of children forced slave-labour style to endure Bay&#8217;s sense of &#8220;whimsy&#8221;! Astound to the use of pyrotechnics used to fill the entire film with ephemeral jetsam reminiscent of the Normandy beach landing! <em>The Last Knight<\/em> lands into cinemas soon, will make a shit-ton of money, and prompt Bay to un-retire from helming this trash and make more of them.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Transformers: The Last Knight - International Trailer - Paramount Pictures\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ue7cNNfjCyc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The incomprehensible garbage train that is Michael Bay&#8217;s Transformers franchise has delivered to us an&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":48482,"featured_media":45328,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[349],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-trailer-trash"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":["https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/optimus_prime_transformers_the_last_knight-wide.jpg",1120,700,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/optimus_prime_transformers_the_last_knight-wide-150x150.jpg",150,150,true],"medium":["https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/optimus_prime_transformers_the_last_knight-wide-300x188.jpg",300,188,true],"medium_large":["https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/optimus_prime_transformers_the_last_knight-wide-768x480.jpg",640,400,true],"large":["https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/optimus_prime_transformers_the_last_knight-wide-720x450.jpg",640,400,true],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/optimus_prime_transformers_the_last_knight-wide.jpg",1120,700,false],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/optimus_prime_transformers_the_last_knight-wide.jpg",1120,700,false],"covernews-featured":["https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/optimus_prime_transformers_the_last_knight-wide.jpg",1024,640,false],"covernews-medium":["https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/optimus_prime_transformers_the_last_knight-wide.jpg",540,338,false],"profile_24":["https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/optimus_prime_transformers_the_last_knight-wide.jpg",24,15,false],"profile_48":["https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/optimus_prime_transformers_the_last_knight-wide.jpg",48,30,false],"profile_96":["https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/optimus_prime_transformers_the_last_knight-wide.jpg",96,60,false],"profile_150":["https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/optimus_prime_transformers_the_last_knight-wide.jpg",150,94,false],"profile_300":["https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/optimus_prime_transformers_the_last_knight-wide.jpg",300,188,false],"sow-carousel-default":["https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/optimus_prime_transformers_the_last_knight-wide-272x182.jpg",272,182,true]},"author_info":{"display_name":"Rodney Twelftree","author_link":"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/author\/rodney\/"},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/category\/trailer-trash\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Trailer Trash!<\/a>","tag_info":"Trailer Trash!","comment_count":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/48482"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46193\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/45328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}